Shiney Hair

A couple of weeks ago I was getting my hair done for my Grandmother's birthday party. Another lady was there at the same time. She was talking and she said a friend of hers at work is worried about her hair being shiney, this woman always wants to know if her hair is shiney. Okay y'all, on my list of priorities; shiney hair is no where on that list. I'll give you a run down.

#1. Did I already take a Xanax xr with my sleeping pills? I sometimes forget if I did or not and since I'm not ready to wake up in heaven just yet, I have to force myself to remember.

#2. Did I put the tops back on my sleeping pills & both kinds of Xanax tightly? Wouldn't want Jock to get into that.

#3. Is there enough dog food?

#4. Did I feed the dogs?

#5. Did I take meat or fish out to thaw for dinner?

#6. When was the last time I put food in the cat's bowl?

#7. Did I turn the oven off?

#8. Did I lock the gate when I left the room? That's a very important one. If I don't lock the gates, Jock can open them resulting in Colonel jumping on Juliet & me having to get him off of her.

#9. Did I pay the light bill? No explanation needed.

#10. Where's Jock? He can open the back door & I sometimes forget to lock it when I let the dogs in.

#11. WHAT'S ALL THAT SCREAMIN'?!!

#12. Where's Jock? Nothing good can come from me not knowing where he is in the house.

#13. Are there enough diapers?

I could go on but my list of worries is very long. Shiney hair is not now, nor will it ever be on my list of worries.