Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Do you feel lucky punk? Pt. 2

If you didn't read Do you feel lucky punk?, you're gonna have to do that to understand this. The following are 4 names I left off the list & 3 are extremely important.

Dennis Farina, B. 1944, Chicago. He always plays "wiseguys" or cops. Most recently, he took over for Jerry Orbach on Law & Order. He has this stare like if he got hold of you, he'd stomp you till his shoes got sticky. Also when he plays a cop he's not really acting because he was a cop before he became an actor.

Scott Glenn, B. 1941, Pittsburgh. Many of you may not know him, he tends to play background characters. You can usually find him playing a "government spook" or a cowboy. He has this brooding way about him that just makes you uncomfortable. I think he would best known for a role he played in Urban Cowboy.

Jack Nicholson, B. 1937, Manhattan. Jack Nicholson is best known for every role he's ever played too. I think I forgot to put him on the 1st list because it almost seems like you know him. We see Jack "acting up" at basketball games & w/ the paparazzi. You know when you see Jack, there's always the possibility of him flying off the handle & hitting somebody w/ a car (he actually did that) or attacking somebody w/ a blunt object (he also did that one).

Now this guy deserves an introduction. I don't think there's a punk who thinks their lucky enough to take this guy on. I don't know if this man has ever done damage to anyone, but if he has, it was probably their fault. Personally he could talk about my mama and slander my name & I think I would just have to let him pass.

Paul Sorvino, B. 1939, Brooklyn. Mr. Sorvino's stare is enough to make your heart skip a beat. I'm sure he could rip me limb from limb w/ those giant paws of his. If he hit you in the chest, he could probably make your heart seize. I've never seen him w/ reporters or paparazzi & I'm sure that's probably because they have a sense of self preservation. Sure, your family could sue him, but the money wouldn't due you any good because you'd be dead.

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