For about a year or so, Hollywood has been messin' around w/ the idea of bringing Dallas to the "big screen". I have no problem w/ a Dallas movie, but they are supposed to be shooting it in Florida w/ John Travolta as J.R. & J.Lo as Sue Ellen. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!!!! So this post is my idea of a dream cast, shot in Dallas.
Hal Holbrook, as Jock Ewing,Patriarch of the Ewing family and head of Ewing Oil.
Dixie Carter, as Ms. Ellie Southworth Ewing, the Matriarch.
Alec Baldwin, as (the villain you love to hate) J.R. Ewing. You may say Alec Baldwin? Huh? But if you think about it and are familiar w/ his work, it's good casting.
Sharon Stone, as gin soaked, aging beauty queen, Sue Ellen Ewing. Nobody does gin soaked and desperate better than she does. If you're not sure check out the movie Casino.
Luke Wilson, as youngest Ewing brother, Bobby.
Reese Witherspoon, as Pamela Barnes Ewing. Juliet to Bobby's Romeo.
Billy Bob Thornton, as Cliff Barnes, Pam's brother and Arch nemesis of J.R.
Beau Bridges, as Ray Krebbs, the put upon, left out, illegitimate son of Jock Ewing.
Jessica Simpson, as Lucy Ewing, the daughter of Gary & Valine Ewing.
Now I have no idea what the script would be about, but that's the perfect cast.
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