The "Other Jaime"

Do you ever wake up in the morning and feel like choking someone with your bare hands? I do, that's why I take my meds everyday. The meds keep the "Other Jaime" in check. The "Other Jaime" is not unfamiliar with the inside of a nut house. There are still days when I've taken my medication and I drop "my basket" anyway. On those days poor Brian leaves me alone. If people could hear what the "Other Jaime" is saying inside my head, they'd back away from me slowly. I get through those days with copious amounts of meds, that I'm only supposed to take on those days and prayer. I look back at some of my crackpot relatives who didn't have the benefit of medication and I completely understand what they were going through. I don't believe in reincarnation cause I'm a christian, but I do believe that my dog The Colonel may really be my uncle Lavon. For all of you who are reading this, that are related to me by the Wilson bloodline, think about it. The Colonel could be Lavon. The Wilson bloodline is like a can of mixed nuts. My grandmother is the child of a Wilson but she's also the child of a Hughes. The Hughes' were known for their tempers. I got a good dose of both but I have children now so I can't act on my true feelings. I don't want my children coming to see me in jail. If it wasn't for them, I'd be at the top of a clock tower with a high powered rifle.