The Usefulness of Crackheads

Our old neighborhood was very skechy. Half of the block was made up of elderly black people while the other half was made up of crack dens and crackheads. Crackheads will do anything for ten or twenty dollars. That worked out very well for us because we owned a whole empty lot next door to our house. The empty lot of course had grass and we used it as a play area for our little girl and a giant yard for the dogs. We had a particular crackhead that we paid to cut the yard. Whenever Gary the crackhead got "the junky shuffle" he would come to us to do things around the yard for us. One particular time I didn't have any money. Gary got aggressive with me. What Gary didn't know is that the "Other Jaime" is an extremely confrontational person and he couldn't intimidate her. We owned 4 Great Danes at the time, the largest one weighed 165 lbs and stood 37 inches high at the shoulder not the head. I told Gary if he didn't get off my porch talking crazy to me I was gonna shoot him, cut him up and feed him to my dogs and that there wouldn't be enough of him left for the police to find unless they looked through my dogs turds. Gary never got out of line with me again after that.