Wednesday, February 28, 2007
Brian
My husband and I have been together 12 years. We've been married for 8, it will be 9 years in July. In all this time we've only had 3 real fights. Not fist fights we're not that kind of couple. I'm not a passive aggressive type of person but on this occasion it called for it. Brian would stuff the dryer full of clothes and I would tell him not to but that didn't matter to him, he would do it anyway. The dryer stopped drying at one point, it was still turning and getting hot but it wasn't drying. Brian had his clothes stuffed in the dryer trying to make it dry the clothes. It ran and ran and ran some more. I started to smell something and went and checked on the dryer and the dryer had smoke coming from it. I stopped the dryer and told him why and not to run it. A couple of hours later it was going again, I stopped it and once again told Brian not to run the dryer. It got late and we went to bed. I got up to go to the bathroom and what did hear? The dryer running. I was mad enough to chew nails and spit tacks. I went in there, took all his clothes out, opened the back door and threw them out. After that, I went back to bed. Now it was winter and had been raining and all his clothes were whites so the next morning when the dogs went out they pulled every stitch of his cloths all over the backyard. At that time we had Juliet and little Malty-poo named Joey. Joey was bad and believe me it was his pleasure to drag those clothes all over the yard. Brian knew the clothes were out there and didn't say anything to me so I didn't say anything to him. I have no idea what he did for underwear because every stitch of his white clothes were out there. A couple of days went by and my next door neighbor, Mrs. Standback asked me what happened, so I told her and she cracked up laughing. That evening when Brian came home, I explained to him, like a child that what he did was dangerous and that the dryer could have caught fire and caused the house to catch fire while we were sleeping. He went and picked up his clothes after that.
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That was funny.
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