Maaan do I miss Crackheads

We've been in this house for quite a while now & I've decided I really miss Crackheads.  Crackheads would do anything you needed them to do, for ten dollars.  If it was a big job, I'd give'em twenty dollars.  Our trees needed to be trimmed, the leaves needed to be raked up and a plethora of other odd jobs, need to be done.  Unfortunately, since there aren't any Crackheads around, I have to pay through the nose, for things to get done.  My gutters are so full, they've actually sprouted weeds.  If there was just one Crackhead around, all of my outdoor problems would be solved.  Oh well.