Monday, May 5, 2008

Do you speak Southern?

I know I've said I'm working on a post about southern cuisine, but I can't get passed the five lines I have on it. I still, however, have a lot to say about the southern language. We can "speak gooder fastly" or we can be vivid & extremely dramatic. What I'm getting to today is not just our "low speech" or our dramatic speech, but both. In addition to those forms of speech, we have a way of talking that only other southerners understand. I don't know that we're even aware of it when we do it. I realized it one evening when Brian & I were pulling into the garage. As we were doing that, we were assaulted by a horrible smell that filled the car. Brian & I, in unison, both said: "Ugh... Pole Cat." That's when I began to think about it. I called Jessie, & told her about it. She said she would ask the people who came through her office if they know what a Pole cat is. I can't remember if she did or not. Anyway, I compiled a list of words & pieces of speech that only southerners use. I don't think they fit into the aphorisms or the colloquialisms list. Some of these words aren't even real words. You won't find these words in any dictionary.

  • Steaded= to continue an activity you've been told not to
  • Riled= to be angered
  • Monkey blood= Iodine
  • Spell or spells=when someone goes through dramatic emotional changes, high or low
  • Stud'in= when you don't care what a person or people think
  • Hunker= to lay low because of weather
  • The Stimples= Canine cold
  • The Hawk= unexpected cold snap
  • Pole cat= Skunk
  • Holler= screaming or yelling
  • Racket= loud noises

Southerners turn a phrase differently. That's because we don't use the same one word that non-southerners use.

  • Turn me loose. Or: I'm gon' turn my dog loose on you.
  • Get hold of him.
  • Get shed of him.
  • Cut the light off.

The next 2 turns of phrase would only be used by a southerner because we're the only region that's this dramatic.

  • He took to his bed.

That person didn't just get sick or depressed, he had to: Take to his bed.

  • He ran a foul of the law.

Again this person didn't just go to jail, he had to: run a foul.

My love of speech has continued to get in the way of all the other Southern things I want to talk about. Eccentric, unique, backwards, I'm happy w/ all those descriptions.